Hot August Nights



The best thing about living in Salem during August is the chance to race for fun (and cheaply) at Bush Park every Thursday night. Not sure you're up to the challenge? Well here are the top 10 reasons to just do it:

10. You get to be yelled at by your old high school coach to run faster and catch up with the guy 10 meters ahead of you.

09. You can run shirtless (and not feel ashamed) and work on your upper body tan.

08. You might be able to beat an old washed-up runner struggling to place in the top ten in the 30-something age group (although, is it fair to call a guy washed-up when he never did anything spectacular to begin with?).

07. You need to lose 5-10 pounds for that swimsuit you thought you could fit into back in May but haven't ever worn because you never got into shape.

06. You get to see future star athletes compete (up-close and in-person) before they become famous, namely Eddie and Aaron.

05. You get to cheer on a wonderful woman who wants to finish the first formal running race of her life (as least as far as I know).

04. Free socks! Free socks! Free socks! (while they last)

03. You get to participate in a historical event that is older than Salem's most famous building--er, I mean Salem's most famous living citizen--well, maybe only older than the guy writing these words, but he is getting pretty old . . .

02. The next time you give blood to the Red Cross, the nurse measuring your pulse and blood pressure will ooh-and-ahh you to embarrassment because your vitals are so amazingly perfect.

01. You just might make mention in this ever-so-popular blog, which will completely legitimatize you and fulfill all of your wildest dreams.

See you on Thursday.

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