More Eddie the Dog

The weather today was beautiful out so I accompanied the boys on the half-mile walk to church. Edward ran ahead like a scout, Aaron walked with some friends he met en route, and Ian and I took our positions in the rear. I eventually passed Aaron and his posse, and as I turned the last corner before the church, I noticed that Edward had stopped just short of the church. As I neared, I saw that he had dropped his pants and underwear and was peeing on a fire hydrant. I ran as fast as I could while carrying Ian and tried to remedy the situation, while Eddie protested that he had to go and couldn't wait any longer. This isn't the first time he's acted out like a dog, but I really hope this pattern doesn't continue.

Also, a few days ago as Eddie was praying, he said "Please bless the people in Haiti so they won't get beehives in their hair." I really have no inkling where that one came from.

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  1. ME8:10 AM

    I drove to church because I had a bunch of "STUFF" for sharing time so I didn't get to witness this first hand. Thanks for making it real for me and allowing me to share in the em-bare-assment. This is one to remember when he's a teenager and complaining that I'm embarrassing him.

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  2. Matt8:45 AM

    This one had me rolling! Nice work Eddie!

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  3. Sara9:07 AM

    Oh heavens, the dirt you are collecting on this kid is priceless! It just has to make you wonder what sort of teenager he'll be and what he'll think of all his early escapades.

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